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Conscience: The still small voice that makes you feel still smaller.
Minor Operation: One performed on somebody else.
Platonic Friendship The interval between the introduction and the first kiss.
Etiquette   : Learning to yawn with your mouth closed.
A good storyteller: A person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven’t.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.
Diplomat: A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.
Optimist: A man who keeps the door of his car open, when his wife has gone for the shopping.
Ladies Compartment: A compartment, which makes the more noise, than the engine.
Party: A place where all the absent friends are cut into the pieces.

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