Definitions
| Conscience: | The still small voice that makes you feel still smaller. | |
| Minor Operation: | One performed on somebody else. | |
| Platonic Friendship | The interval between the introduction and the first kiss. | |
| Etiquette : | Learning to yawn with your mouth closed. | |
| A good storyteller: | A person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven’t. | |
| Yawn: | The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths. | |
| Diplomat: | A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue. | |
| Optimist: | A man who keeps the door of his car open, when his wife has gone for the shopping. | |
| Ladies Compartment: | A compartment, which makes the more noise, than the engine. | |
| Party: | A place where all the absent friends are cut into the pieces. |
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