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Conscience: |
The still small voice that makes you feel still smaller. |
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Minor Operation: |
One performed on somebody else. |
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Platonic Friendship |
The interval between the introduction and the first kiss. |
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Etiquette : |
Learning to yawn with your mouth closed. |
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A good storyteller: |
A person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven’t. |
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Yawn: |
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths. |
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Diplomat: |
A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue. |
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Optimist: |
A man who keeps the door of his car open, when his wife has gone for the shopping. |
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Ladies Compartment: |
A compartment, which makes the more noise, than the engine. |
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Party: |
A place where all the absent friends are cut into the pieces. |
